so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes
#Things that sound perfect normal to us but insane to everyone else
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
Kevin Richardson is a South African zookeeper renowned for being so intimate with lions that he has been accepted into several prides. Kevin understands these lions at a fundamental level: their behavior, instinct, emotion [x].
IMAGINE WRITING A BOOK THAT GETS PUBLISHED
like hearing thaT THEY’RE GOING TO PUBLISH YOUR BOOK
and then the coVER ART
and having a physical copy of your oWN WRITING IN BOOK FORM IN YOUR HANDS
WOW I WANT TO WRITE A BOOK
When I was a kid we used to jump rooftops downtown. Now that was fun. That sounds stupid. Yeah, yeah, it was. The trick was not to look down, though.
I just really miss Lee
Jennette McCurdy from iCarly got her sexy pictures leaked and Dylan Sprouse gets the award for best advice ever